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Jessica Demotivational Poster

SARAH - She buys her shoes from the Blacksmith.

TAGS: sarah jessica parker ugly horse
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:58 pm
Hey! This is completely unfair.... to hor5es, bwahaha!}:D
Gamedoc - April 9, 2012, 9:17 am
Neigh, Neigh, not Sarah! =)


TAGS: envy green jessica rabbit tinkerbell
Rating: 4.94/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.
nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.

GANGSTER TOMATO - They're tired of being on the God Damn Whopper...

TAGS: gangster tomato ryan clover jessica
Rating: 1.74/5

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Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:57 pm
"tomatoes are evil dot com" that is :P They warn you about gangstas like this one!
Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:56 pm
Wow, I guess this is proof that tomatoes are evil dot com are right! (that's a real website) God, that tomato is scary!
George - April 6, 2008, 3:57 pm

have you ever been so angry -

SARAH JESSICA PARKER - She looks like a horse.

TAGS: sarah jessica parker looks like a horse
Rating: 3.43/5

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LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:13 pm
Hey! Don't insult the horse! I like horses.
Skeeter11766 - December 23, 2009, 12:35 am
You stole my idea!! 5L's

TRUE MAN WANTS TWO THINGS - DANGER AND PLAY For that reason they want WOMAN, as the most dangerous plaything.

TAGS: jessica
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 7:51 pm
anyway, to me it looks like self promotion because a picture of myself can be made to fit a text line.
rerun - September 2, 2012, 7:10 pm

generally personal images are discouraged. If the image works though an exception can be made.
mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:25 pm
I think either the approvers are drunk or the rules are changed... personal ph**os weren't alowed here...but still, this isn't you...

WALKING AND CHEWING GUM - some people shouldn't try it

MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS - Helping young ladies reach the pinnacle of their careers. I think she peaked a little early.

DEEP THOUGHTS - can't be forced

White House Announces -

SIMPSON - I Never Apologize I'm Sorry, But That's Just The Way I Am ok....It Was Homer, Not Jessica.

I don't judge others -

TAGS: no offense to horses sarah jessica parker
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 5:47 pm
Awe man! I uploaded the wrong picture..... or did I? *evil laugh*
Reality Lord - May 15, 2013, 4:27 pm

i lol'd...hard. let the sjp jokes begin...again!

THE SONG - “You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes ,but because they sing a song only you can hear.”

TAGS: jessica
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
you forgot the fancy car, jessy...lol

DINGO - No not her, it's what ate her baby. And by Dingo I mean coyote, and by baby I mean her dog.

WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip!

TAGS: first marge simpson then jessica rabbit and before you know it power girl is playmate of the year
Rating: 3.35/5

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DrEvo82 - October 12, 2009, 2:26 pm
Does the carpet match the dra**s?
ANON - October 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
Well then become available to us guys again Naru...and we wont have to get excited about this!

I'M STRONG AND INDEPENDENT - and live on my own. But deep inside, I am just a little girl who want someone's shoulder to cry on..

TAGS: jessica
Rating: 3/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:21 pm
Ahhh...you don't fool us...this isn't you...lol

MOTIFAKE NUNS - Every now and then even a Motifake Nun has to let her hair down

TAGS: motifake nuns porcelina narutarded deltabob jessica
Rating: 2.74/5

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Narutarded - July 28, 2009, 7:31 am
Didn't mean to make you feel snubbed, P. I just haven't seen anything worth commenting on. But Jess sends her lust. Love. I mean love. [No, I mean lust ;)]
Porcelina - July 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
;_;... it's long past the forth, Brett. but I'm happy for them :) tell them I say hi!
Briton of Rose - June 26, 2009, 1:17 pm
@Porcelina: Brett & Jess send their love from Venice! (Jess won a free trip for two. Lucky!!!) They should be back by the 4th.
BriaHere - June 25, 2009, 8:08 pm
Well, I'm still confuzzled.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 8:07 pm
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:52 pm
I 2nd that LD
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 1:24 pm
If Bria wants to be a Motifake Nun she can be so without necessarily being "Satanic"...just a term to make'em seem more scary...not like they need the help...
Bone - June 25, 2009, 10:49 am
Bria they are Satanic Nuns...It's a long story but funny!!!
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 10:28 am
Now this is funny, I don't care what you say ;-)
briaHere - June 25, 2009, 9:45 am
Motifake nuns?
Porcelina - June 25, 2009, 3:21 am
I miss Brett :(
Narutarded - February 3, 2009, 6:41 am
Sorry, but Jess and I aren't part of the Order. We just like to hang out with the Sisters from time to time.
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:13 pm
In the morning (the day after) they still wear bows though